They're on to me

Well, the day has finally arrived. The, um... people at "Folks" magazine have taken away my online privileges.

Dammit.

But just to show me they're still thinking about me, they're keeping in touch. Yesterday, I received my fourth "FINAL NOTICE!" in the mail, announcing with great alarm that my magazine subscription has run out. (Yes, I know. Thanks.)

Oh well. I knew this day was coming. I'll be okay.