And the award for most arrogant, tantrum-throwing, disrespectful asshole of the year goes to...

KANYE WEST!!! (loud cheers erupt; orchestra plays a little hip-hop bit; camera zooms to Kanye's grumpy "I'm a gangsta so I don't smile" face)

Okay Kanye. Now is the time to walk up on stage and say something. See how it's done? You take the mic when you actually win something.

Asshole.

I hope you apologized to the guys whose entire fucking year you ruined by hijacking the most important night of their lives.

Seriously. You're an asshole.