It's MY fat and I'm keeping it!
Jesus. I just finished watching a documentary on cosmetic surgeries gone wrong.
What a mess. What horror! Lipo, lifts, tucks....Revision surgery after revision surgery to "fix" things gone wrong. Infections, amputations, unfuckingbelievable scarring... holy crap.
Nine million (!!!!) cosmetic surgeries a year in the U.S., and no accurate data on fuck-ups, because they are not a matter of public record.
I watched the whole thing while I was on the treadmill. When it was over, I looked down at my bod... my marvelous, functioning, imperfect bod... and said "Thanks. You rock."
What a mess. What horror! Lipo, lifts, tucks....Revision surgery after revision surgery to "fix" things gone wrong. Infections, amputations, unfuckingbelievable scarring... holy crap.
Nine million (!!!!) cosmetic surgeries a year in the U.S., and no accurate data on fuck-ups, because they are not a matter of public record.
I watched the whole thing while I was on the treadmill. When it was over, I looked down at my bod... my marvelous, functioning, imperfect bod... and said "Thanks. You rock."
posted by Berry at 10:33 PM
3 Comments:
bah! I don't want to know. I go under the knife on the tenth.
if I die...I'm leaving you my blog archives from july and september.
All those surgeries and they still haven't found a way to graft wings onto my back.
Yikes, Girl! Good luck with the surgery! (and I assume someone will be in touch with me if,... you know...).
B.P., that is the most brilliant idea I've heard in at least 3 days.
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