Open Letter to a Big Fat Party Pooper

Dear Ernesto,

I don't know what your long-range plans are, exactly, but I'll tell you this much: My plans, as I mentioned earlier this week, involve golfing and frolicking in the sea starting on Tuesday and for the 4 following days. While I do understand that as a large and burly storm, you need to flex your muscles, I want you to know that if you pull a stunt such as remaining stationary and hanging around the Delaware coast for several days, I will seriously kick your butt.

Best regards,

Berry