Just a little off the top
(ring. ring.)
"Yo."
"Hello, Mr. Federline? We've got some good news for you, sir."
"I sold a cd??!"
"Uh, no sir. We want to inform you that you can come pick your kids up. They're all yours, sir."
"Yo, no shit. I already know they mine."
"No, no, sir. You don't understand. You've been granted custody, sir. They're coming to live with you."
"With me?? But I haven't even officially axed for custody yet. Wtf happened?"
"It's your ex-wife, sir. She's... she's... well, sir, there's no other way to put it. I'm afraid she's gone stark raving mad."
Photo: Ben/Dave/Victor/Bauer-Griffin
"Yo."
"Hello, Mr. Federline? We've got some good news for you, sir."
"I sold a cd??!"
"Uh, no sir. We want to inform you that you can come pick your kids up. They're all yours, sir."
"Yo, no shit. I already know they mine."
"No, no, sir. You don't understand. You've been granted custody, sir. They're coming to live with you."
"With me?? But I haven't even officially axed for custody yet. Wtf happened?"
"It's your ex-wife, sir. She's... she's... well, sir, there's no other way to put it. I'm afraid she's gone stark raving mad."
Photo: Ben/Dave/Victor/Bauer-Griffin
posted by Berry at 10:00 AM
2 Comments:
I was pretty sure these photos were photoshopped but I went and checked and the 'legit' news is carrying them so Berry, you broke the story for me. Just like someone broke Brit's brain.
damn. she looks like a ferengi.
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