I've been upgraded
I don't know what I did, or what I said, but suddenly, I'm cool again.
Where I used to get rolling eyes, I now get a bright friendly smile. Where I used to get the sulky silent treatment, I now get full-blown animated conversations. Where I used to get the cold shoulder, I now get a shadow following me places, wanting my company.
Seriously. This pre-adolescence stuff is fuuuuucked up. It sure is incredibly heart-warming to get upgraded, though. I guess it kinda makes the smarmy stuff easier to tolerate.
Wonder how long it'll last before I'm downgraded to the Stupid Adult level again.
Where I used to get rolling eyes, I now get a bright friendly smile. Where I used to get the sulky silent treatment, I now get full-blown animated conversations. Where I used to get the cold shoulder, I now get a shadow following me places, wanting my company.
Seriously. This pre-adolescence stuff is fuuuuucked up. It sure is incredibly heart-warming to get upgraded, though. I guess it kinda makes the smarmy stuff easier to tolerate.
Wonder how long it'll last before I'm downgraded to the Stupid Adult level again.
3 Comments:
Did you buy him an iPhone?
Don't worry, he'll change back to the other kid tomorrow ! :o)
Lys, you're so right. My status has changed a few times already since I last posted. Not sure what I am today.
Matt, that's actually a brilliant idea. For kicks, I'll tie a string to it and tease him with it along the floor.
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