From rags to skanks...

Seriously, Britney?

You wanted to distance yourself from your poser husband because your reputation was flailing, so you hook up with Paris Hilton on a week-long skankathon?

Seriously?

Look, if you really want to trade up, you'll be happy to hear that Kid Rock is single again.

What do you mean, he's "icky"? You can't expect to reach for the top just yet, silly. Small steps, girl. Small steps.