Welcome to Salinas!

State: Sunny California!
County: Monterey
Mayor: Dennis Donohue (Hey there Denny!)
Population: 151,060
Claim to Fame:
1. Birthplace of John Steinbeck
2. Nicknamed the "Salad Bowl of America" (how cute!)
3. Birthplace of every fucking E. coli outbreak across the U.S. and Canada in the past year.

Seriously. Y'all need to fix this. Stuff won't grow around here for another 8 months, so I'm counting on you, Salinas, to clean up your shit.

Literally.