You've got mail

So the Iranian president has written a letter to the American people. Not to the American president, but to the actual people. All of 'em.

Well... not all of 'em, really. Only the god-fearing ones. Not the atheists.

Well... not all of the god-fearing ones either. Like, not the agnostics. Oh, and especially not the jews. No, not them... they're poo-poo heads.

And not the scientologists, either, 'cuz there was no mention of any "alien-fearing" people.

Anyway, part of the letter is pretty sound, and part of it sounds like Boston Rob trying to hustle an alliance on Survivor (hidden agenda much?).

And then there's the whole "monotheist society" thing near the end. You know... only one god. I'm thinking a few folks would have trouble agreeing on which god gets the honor. (Christ, even Boston Rob would pretend to be okay with a couple of gods!)

But anyway... as a Canadian, I'm a little miffed that no-one ever sends us open letters like that to be read on the UN floor.

Just sayin'...