It's Christmas, asshole

You know, if you're going to wait until mid-December to order something online for Christmas and not anticipate problems or delays in getting your shit on time, then you're an asshole.

If you're too cheap to spring for the safer expedited shipping method during the busiest season of the year for freight carriers all over the world, but still expect everything to go smoothly just for you, then you're an asshole.

If you think you're the only genius to think of ordering a Christmas gift online at the last fucking minute, and that people (oh, say... me and UPS, for example) are sitting here with our fingers up our asses waiting JUST FOR YOU to give us something to do, then you're an asshole.

If you think the postal service will not screw up delivery of your package a week before Christmas, then you're an idiot. But if you actually get upset when they DO screw up, then you're an asshole.

Okay... that's all the time I've got to vent this afternoon. If you happen to have landed on this blog while shopping online for Christmas gifts, then don't be an asshole, and select the goddamn costly expedited shipping method, 'mmkay?

Thanks, and Merry Christmas!