When two rebounds meet
First of all, I had originally typed up a really good weekend recap post involving spaghetti, blueberry cake, cinnamon, and a white shirt. But Blogger.com was on crack again and the post was lost. I can't bear to type the whole damn thing out again, so I'm settling for trashy gossip instead....
Denise Richards and Richie Sambora are an item. Yep, they're doin' it.
Now that's what I call a tasty recipe for disaster: On the one hand, you take a ditsy chick with two very young kids, and stick her in the middle of a vicious divorce case involving a potentially psycho husband.
Then you take a ditsy rock star with a young kid, and stick him in the middle of a messy divorce.
For spice, you add the fact that the rocker's very beautiful estranged wife, Heather Locklear, was Denise Richards' close friend and cheerleader during the earlier stages of her split with Charlie Sheen (potential psycho). Denise cried on Heather's shoulder, and Heather helped take care of baby Lola. They went out on Girls' Nights Out, and Heather showered her friend with gifts at her baby showers. What are friends for, right?
Well, according to Richards, friends are for swooping in on suddenly available estranged husbands of close friends. Why not, right? I mean, how can this possibly go wrong??
Ooooh, this saga is getting juicier and juicier by the day. I give it 8 out of 10 red flags.
Denise Richards and Richie Sambora are an item. Yep, they're doin' it.
Now that's what I call a tasty recipe for disaster: On the one hand, you take a ditsy chick with two very young kids, and stick her in the middle of a vicious divorce case involving a potentially psycho husband.
Then you take a ditsy rock star with a young kid, and stick him in the middle of a messy divorce.
For spice, you add the fact that the rocker's very beautiful estranged wife, Heather Locklear, was Denise Richards' close friend and cheerleader during the earlier stages of her split with Charlie Sheen (potential psycho). Denise cried on Heather's shoulder, and Heather helped take care of baby Lola. They went out on Girls' Nights Out, and Heather showered her friend with gifts at her baby showers. What are friends for, right?
Well, according to Richards, friends are for swooping in on suddenly available estranged husbands of close friends. Why not, right? I mean, how can this possibly go wrong??
Ooooh, this saga is getting juicier and juicier by the day. I give it 8 out of 10 red flags.
posted by Berry at 2:03 PM
1 Comments:
Oh girl I give it 9 out of 10, but only cause Richie is fugly and that should be accounted for. I mean what is up with Denise's love of old saggy guys that were ONCE big things? Ewwww....
Oh and I think of all the people to go crazy it would be Heather. The seemingly innocent one of the bunch.
Can't wait for the next episode. It's on at like 9, right?
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