It must be true

Phew... thank goodness for delusional con-artist Christian tycoon Pat Robertson! His pal God revealed some secrets to him during a recent chit-chat.

According to Patty, America's coastlines will be whipped by storms in 2006 (gasp... impossible!!), and there's even talk of a tsunami on the northwest coast!!!

.... not that tsunami's status as the latest fear-inducing buzz word has anything to do with this.

But anyway...

I'm sure if we all send him enough money, Patty will do his best to save us all from the jews gays liberals Venezuelans storms!