Life is short... unless you're me!

Holy crap! According to this life expectancy calculator, I will live to be 90!!!

NINETY!!!!

I could look at this two ways:

1. I MUST get my ass in gear today and start saving some serious money to pay for all the old-people things I'm going to need. (Like food and dentures and arts & crafts stuff.)

or

2. Woo-hoo! I can walk into traffic! I no longer need to look out for fish bones! I can stare a rabid pitbull down anytime I want! Because I'm gonna live 'til 90!!!!

I'm thinking option #2 is WAY more appealing. I can always buy lottery tickets to cover #1.